Woman
Women are beauty, women are grace, women are imminent doom. A woman is a swimsuit left out on the lawn after playing with the sprinkler and then being run over by the lawn mower. Women are the feeling of your leg hair flowing in the breeze. A woman is when you walk around the corner of a building on a windy day and get SMACKED in the face with nature. Have you ever seen a video of a raccoon receiving a piece of cotton candy? That’s a woman. Women are robust, women are industrious, women like ferb and phineas. Women are gaé. A woman is an orca in high tide. Women are not tiaras, women are not crowns, women are the aching hands of the metal smith. Women are mauve, but never chartreuse. Some fan fictions believe that Jesus was the king of kings, Paul blart was the king of queens, queen was queen. Who was the queen of kings? Shania Twain. Ordering something online and realizing you already have it, that’s a woman. Women are *high note*. I’m sweating right now and it’s because of women. Women are the magazine subscription that you can’t cancel. If you ever kept repeating the right answer to a question that nobody heard, you might be a woman. Women are the earth, women are the sky (the sky is a lesbian). Women are angels, women are life givers, women are life takers. Women are everything. A women is a eucalyptus leaf. You can always tell a woman by her big, juicy, ꧁𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦꧂. RESPECT HER. Most importantly, a woman is whatever she wants to be in her wildest nightmare.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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