Woman Mug
Women are beauty, women are grace, women are imminent doom. A woman is a swimsuit left out on the lawn after playing with the sprinkler and then being run over by the lawn mower. Women are the feeling of your leg hair flowing in the breeze. A woman is when you walk around the corner of a building on a windy day and get SMACKED in the face with nature. Have you ever seen a video of a raccoon receiving a piece of cotton candy? That’s a woman. Women are robust, women are industrious, women like ferb and phineas. Women are gaé. A woman is an orca in high tide. Women are not tiaras, women are not crowns, women are the aching hands of the metal smith. Women are mauve, but never chartreuse. Some fan fictions believe that Jesus was the king of kings, Paul blart was the king of queens, queen was queen. Who was the queen of kings? Shania Twain. Ordering something online and realizing you already have it, that’s a woman. Women are *high note*. I’m sweating right now and it’s because of women. Women are the magazine subscription that you can’t cancel. If you ever kept repeating the right answer to a question that nobody heard, you might be a woman. Women are the earth, women are the sky (the sky is a lesbian). Women are angels, women are life givers, women are life takers. Women are everything. A women is a eucalyptus leaf. You can always tell a woman by her big, juicy, ꧁𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦꧂. RESPECT HER. Most importantly, a woman is whatever she wants to be in her wildest nightmare.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!