Tyrone Mug
shut yo crossy road chicken bone google chrome musty phone extra chromosome with the garden gnome ice cream cone honeycomb with the mone dome no dad home, 2fatfuckfag deformed seahorse ugly ass kid with ur spongebob crooked wide ass teeth you probably eat cereal w water and dip oreos in water because your dad is spiderman hes far from home and he has no way home you smell like nickels fuck you, ur setup is a whole 1980's computer thats dusty as shit yo keyboard keys probably dont even work you have an 144p dusty ass sound quality speakers. Yo Mom dont love you she feeds you the same meal every week you probably stink like a fucking big ass dirty ass crusty ass musty ass pig ass hipple ass elephant ass dog ass horse ass bird giraffe gorilla ass monkey ass you probably crunch your ass cheeks shut with your little brothers nose stuc in ur ass cheeks then you farted and that shit went on his nose just like how yo mom cooks you mushroom stew that shit was wet shut yo jamarius quangle dangle dirty nigga cheese ass up you chicken finger nigger nutter thats why you wrote a whole essay to Santa thinking hes real you stink you dirty bitch fuck you, you drink white gaterorade fuck you dirty infested bug with yo COCKroach ass wedgie shitty brown ass fuck you cream colgate white toothpaste ass up fuck you bitch pickle dickle. You probably lick ur bosses shoes just to get 2 Cents outta his ass you probably go to the gay strip club.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)