Man of Culture
A man who has a really bad porn addiction and an absolute degenerate. Everyday he goes on the Internet to find the most sexual post on social media and comments on how men of culture have gathered around. Typically is in his 30s and still needs financial support from his parents money. His house is so messy that if you came inside, you would've thought it was a crime scene. For most of the day he's in his room on the computer and jerks off for insane amounts of period and is absolutely wasted when he is done. His needs for porn are so extreme that even the most extreme porn on the Dark web isn't enough to get him off and sometimes watches hentai to fulfill the need. He also uses alot of toys and has multiple screens of porn running at once. His favourite thing to do when jerking off is edging as it makes him feel like a pathetic cuck that only exists to satisfy his Onlyfans goddess. Men of Culture have their start out as social rejects so when something really bad happens to them, they start masturbating to porn is a getaway from reality. To them, Porn is the only way in life and they are Completely Hopeless unless porn is around. They just need some love and support to help them get back on their own feet and realise life is not just porn and there is so much more to it than just goddesses.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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