Man of Culture tee
A man who has a really bad porn addiction and an absolute degenerate. Everyday he goes on the Internet to find the most sexual post on social media and comments on how men of culture have gathered around. Typically is in his 30s and still needs financial support from his parents money. His house is so messy that if you came inside, you would've thought it was a crime scene. For most of the day he's in his room on the computer and jerks off for insane amounts of period and is absolutely wasted when he is done. His needs for porn are so extreme that even the most extreme porn on the Dark web isn't enough to get him off and sometimes watches hentai to fulfill the need. He also uses alot of toys and has multiple screens of porn running at once. His favourite thing to do when jerking off is edging as it makes him feel like a pathetic cuck that only exists to satisfy his Onlyfans goddess. Men of Culture have their start out as social rejects so when something really bad happens to them, they start masturbating to porn is a getaway from reality. To them, Porn is the only way in life and they are Completely Hopeless unless porn is around. They just need some love and support to help them get back on their own feet and realise life is not just porn and there is so much more to it than just goddesses.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!