Alexandra Mug
The bestest, cutest, truest, kindest, swagest person EVER in the world. Alexandra's can make a whole entire room smile, even if its rainy outside. There is no bound to their massive heart and when they smile, everyone smiles with them. Alexandra's smell of all the happy scents put together. They smell like freshly baked cookies on a Sunday, like fresh grass after a summer storm, like the smell of freshly turned soil, and cinnamon and shampoo. Alexandra's are pure happiness. Alexandra's also have the sweetest, purest voices in the world. They make everyone else's voices sound like trombones while their's sound like harps. Both for their singing voices but also just their talking voices. For anyone lucky enough to hear the voice of an Alexandra, it is a true phenomena. Alexandra's make me happy, they make you happy, they make everyone happy just by exisiting. They have cute smiles and cute laughs and cute sneezes and even cute burps. In fact, everything about Alexandra's are adorable. If anyone is gifted enough to know an Alexandra than they have already reached the peak of life. But if anyone is lucky enough to have an Alexandra as their girlfriend then they are the luckiest person in the world because Alexandra's make the best partners in the world, actually no, in the galaxy. Theres nothing that an Alexandra can't do, hence why they are the best person in the world.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image