Alexandra
The bestest, cutest, truest, kindest, swagest person EVER in the world. Alexandra's can make a whole entire room smile, even if its rainy outside. There is no bound to their massive heart and when they smile, everyone smiles with them. Alexandra's smell of all the happy scents put together. They smell like freshly baked cookies on a Sunday, like fresh grass after a summer storm, like the smell of freshly turned soil, and cinnamon and shampoo. Alexandra's are pure happiness. Alexandra's also have the sweetest, purest voices in the world. They make everyone else's voices sound like trombones while their's sound like harps. Both for their singing voices but also just their talking voices. For anyone lucky enough to hear the voice of an Alexandra, it is a true phenomena. Alexandra's make me happy, they make you happy, they make everyone happy just by exisiting. They have cute smiles and cute laughs and cute sneezes and even cute burps. In fact, everything about Alexandra's are adorable. If anyone is gifted enough to know an Alexandra than they have already reached the peak of life. But if anyone is lucky enough to have an Alexandra as their girlfriend then they are the luckiest person in the world because Alexandra's make the best partners in the world, actually no, in the galaxy. Theres nothing that an Alexandra can't do, hence why they are the best person in the world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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