Callie
Callie is many things. She’s absolutely gorgeous and can outshine any model whenever she wanted without even trying. She’s funny, kind (mostly), and overall loving. She treats you with respect as long as the respect is reciprocated. She’s like nobody else you ever have or will see in your life. Her curly, brown, wavy, beautiful hair flows like the most elegant river. Her chocolate brown eyes are like a dark brown sea of beauty and enchantment. Her darker complected skin is soft and gentle to the touch. The slightest graze of any part of her can instantly make you melt into a puddle on the ground. Shell protect you if she needs, even if that means beating someone’s ass for you. She makes you feel more important than anyone ever could. She’s wonderfully adventurous and someone you’d desperately want to see the world with. If you find a Callie quite like this, never let her go. If you do, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life and she will undoubtedly be the hardest thing you will ever have to get over. She’s the kind of person who can easily tear you up if you simply think about seeing her perfect figure walk down the aisle in a beautiful dress. No matter where, no matter when, if Callie is there, it’s the best experience you’ll ever have. She’s the kind of person you love more and more with every passing second. Never let Callie go. Ever. Love her with everything you have, and never take her for granted. She’s perfect.. In every. single. way.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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