Callie Tee
Callie is many things. She’s absolutely gorgeous and can outshine any model whenever she wanted without even trying. She’s funny, kind (mostly), and overall loving. She treats you with respect as long as the respect is reciprocated. She’s like nobody else you ever have or will see in your life. Her curly, brown, wavy, beautiful hair flows like the most elegant river. Her chocolate brown eyes are like a dark brown sea of beauty and enchantment. Her darker complected skin is soft and gentle to the touch. The slightest graze of any part of her can instantly make you melt into a puddle on the ground. Shell protect you if she needs, even if that means beating someone’s ass for you. She makes you feel more important than anyone ever could. She’s wonderfully adventurous and someone you’d desperately want to see the world with. If you find a Callie quite like this, never let her go. If you do, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life and she will undoubtedly be the hardest thing you will ever have to get over. She’s the kind of person who can easily tear you up if you simply think about seeing her perfect figure walk down the aisle in a beautiful dress. No matter where, no matter when, if Callie is there, it’s the best experience you’ll ever have. She’s the kind of person you love more and more with every passing second. Never let Callie go. Ever. Love her with everything you have, and never take her for granted. She’s perfect.. In every. single. way.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.