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Jack walked in. He flung himself onto the bed, leaning in for a passionate kiss. He dry humped me while ripping his shirt off. He then took mine off. I was now only in a bra, shorts, and panties. While we were dry humping I felt his dick get hard. He then unclasped my bra, rubbing my tits in a circular motion while kissing me. He pulled my shorts down and clasped my hand onto the side of the bed with handcuffs. He took the ice, and rubbed it along my inner thigh, sending shivers down my spine. He ripped off my panties and tied each of my legs to each side of the bed. My legs were spread open. I was soaked. He then ripped his shorts and boxers off and rubbed his hands on my clit. I moaned, bucking up my hips instantly, he slipped a few fingers inside. He then took his hands out, and I opened my mouth: "Let me suck you." I said, breathing heavily with need. He smiled, shoving his dick into my mouth. I began to suck. He let out a moan and started to thrust in my mouth. Cum squirted into my mouth. I licked it up, he then bent down and licked my clit back and forth. I shrieked He then stuck his tongue inside me, and I instantly had an orgasm. I cummed. He gave me a quick kiss, I tasted myself on his lips. He then shoved his 8" dick inside me. I moaned, hips bucking. He started to thrust, powerful thrusts. He hit my G-Spot and cummed all over him. He cummed at the exact same time and I felt our juices mix together.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
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