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Jack walked in. He flung himself onto the bed, leaning in for a passionate kiss. He dry humped me while ripping his shirt off. He then took mine off. I was now only in a bra, shorts, and panties. While we were dry humping I felt his dick get hard. He then unclasped my bra, rubbing my tits in a circular motion while kissing me. He pulled my shorts down and clasped my hand onto the side of the bed with handcuffs. He took the ice, and rubbed it along my inner thigh, sending shivers down my spine. He ripped off my panties and tied each of my legs to each side of the bed. My legs were spread open. I was soaked. He then ripped his shorts and boxers off and rubbed his hands on my clit. I moaned, bucking up my hips instantly, he slipped a few fingers inside. He then took his hands out, and I opened my mouth: "Let me suck you." I said, breathing heavily with need. He smiled, shoving his dick into my mouth. I began to suck. He let out a moan and started to thrust in my mouth. Cum squirted into my mouth. I licked it up, he then bent down and licked my clit back and forth. I shrieked He then stuck his tongue inside me, and I instantly had an orgasm. I cummed. He gave me a quick kiss, I tasted myself on his lips. He then shoved his 8" dick inside me. I moaned, hips bucking. He started to thrust, powerful thrusts. He hit my G-Spot and cummed all over him. He cummed at the exact same time and I felt our juices mix together.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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