Sex Stories mug

Jack walked in. He flung himself onto the bed, leaning in for a passionate kiss. He dry humped me while ripping his shirt off. He then took mine off. I was now only in a bra, shorts, and panties. While we were dry humping I felt his dick get hard. He then unclasped my bra, rubbing my tits in a circular motion while kissing me. He pulled my shorts down and clasped my hand onto the side of the bed with handcuffs. He took the ice, and rubbed it along my inner thigh, sending shivers down my spine. He ripped off my panties and tied each of my legs to each side of the bed. My legs were spread open. I was soaked. He then ripped his shorts and boxers off and rubbed his hands on my clit. I moaned, bucking up my hips instantly, he slipped a few fingers inside. He then took his hands out, and I opened my mouth: "Let me suck you." I said, breathing heavily with need. He smiled, shoving his dick into my mouth. I began to suck. He let out a moan and started to thrust in my mouth. Cum squirted into my mouth. I licked it up, he then bent down and licked my clit back and forth. I shrieked He then stuck his tongue inside me, and I instantly had an orgasm. I cummed. He gave me a quick kiss, I tasted myself on his lips. He then shoved his 8" dick inside me. I moaned, hips bucking. He started to thrust, powerful thrusts. He hit my G-Spot and cummed all over him. He cummed at the exact same time and I felt our juices mix together.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

  • Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
  • Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Word on front, definition on back
  • Approximately 3.8" tall
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.

Cindy C. Sep 24
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I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.

William K. Sep 24
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I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!

James H. Sep 23
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its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!

bill n. Sep 23

Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!

Forced Karma Sauce Sep 23

why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?

Ako g. Sep 22

I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.

Barbara S. Sep 22
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"

GOD Sep 21

Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD

desfhueshd e. Sep 21

A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

Yolanda Linares Sep 19

Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

Jackoof Sep 18

ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life

ariana grande is a queen Sep 18

It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. Sep 18
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with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.

Yeet Skeet Sep 17

Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊

Jamie W. Sep 15
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I like it but it took a long time getting here

Bruce M. Sep 15
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Very basic mug but does the trick!

Daniel B. Sep 14
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The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not

Melissa L. Sep 13
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muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one

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Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.

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