Jasmine Mug
Jasmine is beautiful, popular, upfront and honest. She's pretty short, (around 5'3) has dyed hair, a Taurus and always has headphones on. She's not afraid to express her opinions about anything, sometimes to a fault. She loves to draw and play Mario Kart on her DS and she already has the rest of her life planned out which is probably going to art school or something and she also thinks she'll join The 27 Club for some reason. She's not like other girls, Jasmine stands out in a crowd. Whether it's her outfit or energy, you can notice her right away. She also talks a lot and is pretty loud so she's kinda hard to ignore. Because of this though, you might fall in love with her at first sight, but if you try to shoot your shot with her and fuck it up, she will remember it and try to make your life a living hell; She has no problem embarrassing you. That being said though, she is actually pretty friendly and can be friends with literally anyone so if she doesn't like you, that means you've never fucked up so badly in your life up to that point. It's recommended not to fall for Jasmine, as her eyes can put you in a trance and make you blinded by her beauty. She can be manipulative to you at times and you wouldn't even realize it because you'll do anything to get her to notice you. In a way, she's kinda powerful even if she doesn't know it. In conclusion, Jasmine is the greatest person of all time, unless you piss her off, then she is quite literally the devil in disguise.
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Customer Reviews
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.