Jasmine
Jasmine is beautiful, popular, upfront and honest. She's pretty short, (around 5'3) has dyed hair, a Taurus and always has headphones on. She's not afraid to express her opinions about anything, sometimes to a fault. She loves to draw and play Mario Kart on her DS and she already has the rest of her life planned out which is probably going to art school or something and she also thinks she'll join The 27 Club for some reason. She's not like other girls, Jasmine stands out in a crowd. Whether it's her outfit or energy, you can notice her right away. She also talks a lot and is pretty loud so she's kinda hard to ignore. Because of this though, you might fall in love with her at first sight, but if you try to shoot your shot with her and fuck it up, she will remember it and try to make your life a living hell; She has no problem embarrassing you. That being said though, she is actually pretty friendly and can be friends with literally anyone so if she doesn't like you, that means you've never fucked up so badly in your life up to that point. It's recommended not to fall for Jasmine, as her eyes can put you in a trance and make you blinded by her beauty. She can be manipulative to you at times and you wouldn't even realize it because you'll do anything to get her to notice you. In a way, she's kinda powerful even if she doesn't know it. In conclusion, Jasmine is the greatest person of all time, unless you piss her off, then she is quite literally the devil in disguise.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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