Jasmine Tee
Jasmine is beautiful, popular, upfront and honest. She's pretty short, (around 5'3) has dyed hair, a Taurus and always has headphones on. She's not afraid to express her opinions about anything, sometimes to a fault. She loves to draw and play Mario Kart on her DS and she already has the rest of her life planned out which is probably going to art school or something and she also thinks she'll join The 27 Club for some reason. She's not like other girls, Jasmine stands out in a crowd. Whether it's her outfit or energy, you can notice her right away. She also talks a lot and is pretty loud so she's kinda hard to ignore. Because of this though, you might fall in love with her at first sight, but if you try to shoot your shot with her and fuck it up, she will remember it and try to make your life a living hell; She has no problem embarrassing you. That being said though, she is actually pretty friendly and can be friends with literally anyone so if she doesn't like you, that means you've never fucked up so badly in your life up to that point. It's recommended not to fall for Jasmine, as her eyes can put you in a trance and make you blinded by her beauty. She can be manipulative to you at times and you wouldn't even realize it because you'll do anything to get her to notice you. In a way, she's kinda powerful even if she doesn't know it. In conclusion, Jasmine is the greatest person of all time, unless you piss her off, then she is quite literally the devil in disguise.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating