skeet machine
A machine that skeets a person, a macine that causes a person to ejaculate. Why does a person need a skeet machine? the answer is simple: the averaage person spends $1000 a year in ho, or prostitute fees ($5000 in Navada and $10,000 in the city of Las Vegas), the purpose of the skeet machine is to eliminate these huge costs. The skeet machine costing only 250 dollars will pay for itself in only 3 months. How does it work?: Unlike the old skeet machines that used a high speed kneeding and vibrating action, the skeet machine 9000 sends mild electrical impulses to the brain, penis, and balls that work together to create over 100 Skeets Per Minute or (SPM) improving on the old skeet machines by 200% and improving on the ho by almost 1500%. How does it feel? Here are some testimonials: "it's...I mean yea- yea-, it's- oh yea" "I love it... I mean look I've been able to fill up three soda bottles just today" "I haven't left ma house in days I just sit in my house all day and all night skeeting, I lost ma job, I cant pay ma rent I being evicted tomarow- but I dont care- THANKS SKEET MACHINE" Great features: skeet hose so you can skeet all over yer bitch (though why would you need one), a skeet straw so you can drink yer skeet, and three extra large skeet collector bottles so you can "SAVE THE SKEET". Warranty: comes with a 10,000 skeet full refund waranty.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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