skeet machine Hoodie
A machine that skeets a person, a macine that causes a person to ejaculate. Why does a person need a skeet machine? the answer is simple: the averaage person spends $1000 a year in ho, or prostitute fees ($5000 in Navada and $10,000 in the city of Las Vegas), the purpose of the skeet machine is to eliminate these huge costs. The skeet machine costing only 250 dollars will pay for itself in only 3 months. How does it work?: Unlike the old skeet machines that used a high speed kneeding and vibrating action, the skeet machine 9000 sends mild electrical impulses to the brain, penis, and balls that work together to create over 100 Skeets Per Minute or (SPM) improving on the old skeet machines by 200% and improving on the ho by almost 1500%. How does it feel? Here are some testimonials: "it's...I mean yea- yea-, it's- oh yea" "I love it... I mean look I've been able to fill up three soda bottles just today" "I haven't left ma house in days I just sit in my house all day and all night skeeting, I lost ma job, I cant pay ma rent I being evicted tomarow- but I dont care- THANKS SKEET MACHINE" Great features: skeet hose so you can skeet all over yer bitch (though why would you need one), a skeet straw so you can drink yer skeet, and three extra large skeet collector bottles so you can "SAVE THE SKEET". Warranty: comes with a 10,000 skeet full refund waranty.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.