Kevin
A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling." However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
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