Kevin Tee
A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling." However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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