Chumpy Daddy Mug
A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below: - Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket - Rubs your back a lot - Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it - Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes - Probably an uncle by age 25 - Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding - Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque) - If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events - Leggings under their shorts in the gym - Steak & red wine lover’s - A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by - Does poos in clubs - Cologne that smells of musk - Brunette (but not always) - Love stouts & ales - Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind - Mahogany furniture - Loves a Big Mac - Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised) - Would pay for an umpiring qualification - A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport - Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke - Most likely lives in the south of England
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Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!