Chumpy Daddy Tee
A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below: - Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket - Rubs your back a lot - Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it - Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes - Probably an uncle by age 25 - Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding - Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque) - If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events - Leggings under their shorts in the gym - Steak & red wine lover’s - A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by - Does poos in clubs - Cologne that smells of musk - Brunette (but not always) - Love stouts & ales - Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind - Mahogany furniture - Loves a Big Mac - Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised) - Would pay for an umpiring qualification - A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport - Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke - Most likely lives in the south of England
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating