Chumpy Daddy Tee
A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below: - Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket - Rubs your back a lot - Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it - Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes - Probably an uncle by age 25 - Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding - Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque) - If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events - Leggings under their shorts in the gym - Steak & red wine lover’s - A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by - Does poos in clubs - Cologne that smells of musk - Brunette (but not always) - Love stouts & ales - Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind - Mahogany furniture - Loves a Big Mac - Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised) - Would pay for an umpiring qualification - A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport - Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke - Most likely lives in the south of England
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..