Nole Mug
Nole: /nōl/ noun An alternative scientific grouping of small furry creatures that embody a somewhat inexplicable set of attributes which differentiate them from other mammals. The most defining general characteristics are a small to smallish-medium size, typically monochromatic furry appearance, a curious disposition, and adorability coefficient greater than π (3.14159). Noles occur on every continent except Antarctica. Noles typically live on land, but there are several amphibious examples (river otters), and one marine species (sea otter). They are rarely arboreal; however sugar gliders are noles, and some squirrels are occasionally noles, depending on their disposition at the time. Species come from several different families and orders, including rodentia (e.g. marmots, kangaroo rat, cavvys), carnivora (e.g. ferrets, otters, mongeese) ochotonidae (pikas), and a few small marsupials (sugar glider, crest-tailed marsupial mouse). There aren't any non-mammalian (avian, reptilian, amphibious, fishy, or any non-chorodate species currently recognized as noles, (while a mongoose is a goose nominally, they are not actually birds as they do not have hollow bones.) Bats, most rats, cats (except meerkats), dogs (except prairie dogs), raccoons, coatis, monotremes, pandas, nutrias, beavers, bears, primates, badgers, rabbits, any hooved animals, wolverines, etc. are not noles.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)