HOMO GOT COCK Mug
A gay parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back that I made up. I'm straight, believe it or not. HOMO GOT COCK I like big cocks and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a guy walks in with an itty-bitty asshole And a long thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed Deep in the jeans he's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that trouser snake you got Makes me so horny Ooh, rub his smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average turd burglar friendz I've seen them gay dancin' To hell with romancin' Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of queer magazines Saying average logs are the thing Take the average flaming man and ask him that He's gotta pack much junk So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your boytoy got the meat (hell yeah) Tell him to shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy bolt and nuts Homo got cock (LA face with a San Fran bulge) I like'em long and thick And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my gay scandal I wanna get you home And uh, double up uh uh I aint talkin bout playgirl Cuz penis pumps are made for little boys I wann'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Felch-a-lot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubblehead So I'm lookin' at gay porn videos Knockin' these himbos walkin' like trannies You can have them himbos I'll keep my men like Jeff Stryker A word to the thick dick brothas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be 'straight' when I say I wanna uhhhh Till the break of dawn Homo got it goin on A lot of itty-bitty men won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So Queerbaits (yeah), Queerbaits (yeah) If you wanna fuck my ass (yeah) Then turn around Whip it out Even white boys got to shout Homo got cock Homo got cock Yeah Queermo When it comes to males The Advocate ain't got nothin to do with my selection 13 inches long, 8 inches around Uh-uh Only when he's flaccid So your boyfriend rolls a Hummer Playin' bareback tapes by Chad Hunt and Matt Summers But Summers ain't got a motor inna' front of his Hummer My buns don't want none unless you've got an anaconda, hon You can do vacuum pump or pills, but please go get penis enlargement surgery Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the dick ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So, In Touch says you're little Well, I ain't down with that Cuz your asshole is small and your bat is swinging low And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the short beanpole queens in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a well endowed fairy, I can't resist him Genetics and Testosterone didn't miss him Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his boytoys are on my list He had game, but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So queermos, if the dick is long and weighs some hefty pounds And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-gayfuck and kick them nasty thoughts Homo got cock Homo got cock
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"