HOMO GOT COCK hoodie
A gay parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back that I made up. I'm straight, believe it or not. HOMO GOT COCK I like big cocks and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a guy walks in with an itty-bitty asshole And a long thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed Deep in the jeans he's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that trouser snake you got Makes me so horny Ooh, rub his smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average turd burglar friendz I've seen them gay dancin' To hell with romancin' Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of queer magazines Saying average logs are the thing Take the average flaming man and ask him that He's gotta pack much junk So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your boytoy got the meat (hell yeah) Tell him to shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy bolt and nuts Homo got cock (LA face with a San Fran bulge) I like'em long and thick And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my gay scandal I wanna get you home And uh, double up uh uh I aint talkin bout playgirl Cuz penis pumps are made for little boys I wann'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Felch-a-lot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubblehead So I'm lookin' at gay porn videos Knockin' these himbos walkin' like trannies You can have them himbos I'll keep my men like Jeff Stryker A word to the thick dick brothas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be 'straight' when I say I wanna uhhhh Till the break of dawn Homo got it goin on A lot of itty-bitty men won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So Queerbaits (yeah), Queerbaits (yeah) If you wanna fuck my ass (yeah) Then turn around Whip it out Even white boys got to shout Homo got cock Homo got cock Yeah Queermo When it comes to males The Advocate ain't got nothin to do with my selection 13 inches long, 8 inches around Uh-uh Only when he's flaccid So your boyfriend rolls a Hummer Playin' bareback tapes by Chad Hunt and Matt Summers But Summers ain't got a motor inna' front of his Hummer My buns don't want none unless you've got an anaconda, hon You can do vacuum pump or pills, but please go get penis enlargement surgery Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the dick ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So, In Touch says you're little Well, I ain't down with that Cuz your asshole is small and your bat is swinging low And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the short beanpole queens in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a well endowed fairy, I can't resist him Genetics and Testosterone didn't miss him Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his boytoys are on my list He had game, but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So queermos, if the dick is long and weighs some hefty pounds And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-gayfuck and kick them nasty thoughts Homo got cock Homo got cock
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product