HOMO GOT COCK Tee
A gay parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back that I made up. I'm straight, believe it or not. HOMO GOT COCK I like big cocks and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a guy walks in with an itty-bitty asshole And a long thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed Deep in the jeans he's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that trouser snake you got Makes me so horny Ooh, rub his smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average turd burglar friendz I've seen them gay dancin' To hell with romancin' Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of queer magazines Saying average logs are the thing Take the average flaming man and ask him that He's gotta pack much junk So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your boytoy got the meat (hell yeah) Tell him to shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy bolt and nuts Homo got cock (LA face with a San Fran bulge) I like'em long and thick And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my gay scandal I wanna get you home And uh, double up uh uh I aint talkin bout playgirl Cuz penis pumps are made for little boys I wann'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Felch-a-lot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubblehead So I'm lookin' at gay porn videos Knockin' these himbos walkin' like trannies You can have them himbos I'll keep my men like Jeff Stryker A word to the thick dick brothas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be 'straight' when I say I wanna uhhhh Till the break of dawn Homo got it goin on A lot of itty-bitty men won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So Queerbaits (yeah), Queerbaits (yeah) If you wanna fuck my ass (yeah) Then turn around Whip it out Even white boys got to shout Homo got cock Homo got cock Yeah Queermo When it comes to males The Advocate ain't got nothin to do with my selection 13 inches long, 8 inches around Uh-uh Only when he's flaccid So your boyfriend rolls a Hummer Playin' bareback tapes by Chad Hunt and Matt Summers But Summers ain't got a motor inna' front of his Hummer My buns don't want none unless you've got an anaconda, hon You can do vacuum pump or pills, but please go get penis enlargement surgery Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the dick ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So, In Touch says you're little Well, I ain't down with that Cuz your asshole is small and your bat is swinging low And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the short beanpole queens in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a well endowed fairy, I can't resist him Genetics and Testosterone didn't miss him Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his boytoys are on my list He had game, but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So queermos, if the dick is long and weighs some hefty pounds And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-gayfuck and kick them nasty thoughts Homo got cock Homo got cock
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.