Selina Mug
Selina is one of the reallest people of all in the filthy Big B. She is like crisp air on a winter morning, so refreshing and grounding that it takes you to the fucking greatest kind of soberness you‘ve ever known. She is what you crave, like literally all fucked-up night long. Selinas are pure yet so knowing. She is the kind of girl that will get you really excited about life and even crazy ass shit like adulting. Like who has that kind of power. Only Selinas do. Selinas are a solid 10/10. Her looks are at least as sharp as her sixth sense. Eyes as big as her heart, freckles as jolly as her soul and hair like dangerous flames. She is a red headed goddess who knows her way and will always set standards real high. Cause she just be that classy motherfuckin beetch and she knows it. No one can keep a kitchen clean like her, even if they tried. Selinas will for ever be one step ahead with their toned legs of a fuckin beautiful fairy. Selina can be very intimidating from far. Envious eyes will watch Selina rock all shades of black, but if you are lucky you may catch her on one of the special but rare days when she feels like tossing in a little blue denim or white. Strangers will think of Selinas as cold and perhaps a tod arrogant. But oh my Selina really is nothing like that once you get to know her. If you‘re a decent person then there‘s no need to fear her flames really. Selinas are smart n loyal folks and take notes: you are very blessed if you have one in your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/