Selina Tee
Selina is one of the reallest people of all in the filthy Big B. She is like crisp air on a winter morning, so refreshing and grounding that it takes you to the fucking greatest kind of soberness you‘ve ever known. She is what you crave, like literally all fucked-up night long. Selinas are pure yet so knowing. She is the kind of girl that will get you really excited about life and even crazy ass shit like adulting. Like who has that kind of power. Only Selinas do. Selinas are a solid 10/10. Her looks are at least as sharp as her sixth sense. Eyes as big as her heart, freckles as jolly as her soul and hair like dangerous flames. She is a red headed goddess who knows her way and will always set standards real high. Cause she just be that classy motherfuckin beetch and she knows it. No one can keep a kitchen clean like her, even if they tried. Selinas will for ever be one step ahead with their toned legs of a fuckin beautiful fairy. Selina can be very intimidating from far. Envious eyes will watch Selina rock all shades of black, but if you are lucky you may catch her on one of the special but rare days when she feels like tossing in a little blue denim or white. Strangers will think of Selinas as cold and perhaps a tod arrogant. But oh my Selina really is nothing like that once you get to know her. If you‘re a decent person then there‘s no need to fear her flames really. Selinas are smart n loyal folks and take notes: you are very blessed if you have one in your life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡