Ze Perfect Friend Mug
Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another! You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person. Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner. Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries. One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!