Aaralyn Mug
4•11•2018 Great friend and also very cute and short and adorable! Aaralyn can be a great source of comfort and confidence and will always worry about your wellbeing! 12•11•2019 So three months ago, she dumped me. Um, there wasn’t any warning and she just sent a text. So it’s all over for me now, she got together with this other guy right after and, it hurts. But it’s all good, a few days ago she told me she didn’t like him anymore and broke it off, but that was just a trick so yea she’s still dating him and uh, it’s been tough. Life’s not bad at all, I’m still not over her but y’know, keep going. I mean, he laughs at me every time he sees me, but I just play along, it’s hurts less this way and I’m still obsessed with her but it’s alright. You know, I still have internet, get to watch videos, staying up until 4:30am crying, playing games, it’s really not bad when you think about it, but um, I’m still hurt. I’m just trying to play it off, act like I’m unfazed by being cold to her, I keep calling her a liar and I guess it’s kinda true but in a way, it’s really my fault but y’know, you live and you learn but um, except I didn’t really learn, I just got hurt but it’s ok. I’ve tried rekindling it between us, but uh, I seem to always ruin it. You know, have to focus on the big picture don’t get caught up you know, and I just can’t seem to let her go but deep down, I know it’s too late so uh, it’s fine. Don’t worry. I’ll be ok.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/