Feral Stacy Mug
This beautiful creature has a long blonde flowing mane and blue eyes. At night, her eyes and teeth glow in the dark. She is barefoot and wears a grass skirt. She can be found looking for her next victim on lands where grown men hunt deer and hogs in hopes of putting meat in their freezers. Many say this creature is cat like and may possess whiskers like it’s cat cousins but no one knows for sure since a Feral Stacy has never been caught. There have been many men who thought they caught a Feral Stacy only to be disappointed. This creature mostly roams the land at dusk. The Feral Stacy possibly may be tamed. It is suggested to exercise extreme caution as the Feral Stacy is out to consume a man’s heart. It is best to capture her before she captures you. You will not regret capturing a Feral Stacy if you are able to. Once she is fed, bathed, and domesticated she will be the most loyal creature you have ever had in your possession. (We are speculating.) This creature enjoys snuggling and taking naps just like her cat cousin. She spends a lot of time in her bed in the wild which is made up of Turkey feathers, grass, and fur from animals that have shed in summer. She doesn’t like to have her belly tickled so if you catch a Feral Stacy, this is extremely useful information. It’s only wild enemy is the coyote. The coyote tries to sneak up on the Feral Stacy any chance it can. If you see a coyote, you are probably danger close to a lurking Feral Stacy.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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