Feral Stacy Tee
This beautiful creature has a long blonde flowing mane and blue eyes. At night, her eyes and teeth glow in the dark. She is barefoot and wears a grass skirt. She can be found looking for her next victim on lands where grown men hunt deer and hogs in hopes of putting meat in their freezers. Many say this creature is cat like and may possess whiskers like it’s cat cousins but no one knows for sure since a Feral Stacy has never been caught. There have been many men who thought they caught a Feral Stacy only to be disappointed. This creature mostly roams the land at dusk. The Feral Stacy possibly may be tamed. It is suggested to exercise extreme caution as the Feral Stacy is out to consume a man’s heart. It is best to capture her before she captures you. You will not regret capturing a Feral Stacy if you are able to. Once she is fed, bathed, and domesticated she will be the most loyal creature you have ever had in your possession. (We are speculating.) This creature enjoys snuggling and taking naps just like her cat cousin. She spends a lot of time in her bed in the wild which is made up of Turkey feathers, grass, and fur from animals that have shed in summer. She doesn’t like to have her belly tickled so if you catch a Feral Stacy, this is extremely useful information. It’s only wild enemy is the coyote. The coyote tries to sneak up on the Feral Stacy any chance it can. If you see a coyote, you are probably danger close to a lurking Feral Stacy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating