Locky Mug
Locky is the most wonderful person. I swear, you won’t find anyone greater. There isn’t anybody in the world who doesn’t like him. If you know Locky, keep him close because if you don’t you might regret it for the rest of your life. He is so incredibly kind and always puts others before himself. He is so caring and makes you feel appreciated. He is good at talking to people and will order at restaurants for you if you feel a bit too anxious to do it. He is also incredibly good looking, you will never see anybody finer. His soft, light brown hair will sweep you off your feet. How is it possible for it to look so beautiful long AND short? His eyes look brown at first but if you’re lucky enough to get close to him, you will notice they have a hints of green around the middle and it is absolutely enticing. Once you look into those eyes you’ll never want to look away. His light freckles are so cute you can’t help but love them. The shape of his lips, nose and jaw are almost too perfect to be real. He’s so tall so when he wraps his arms around you, you will always feel so safe, secure and entirely at home. Though he is skinny, he is one of the best cuddlers you will ever know. Not only is he warm and always smells good, he will hold you in the most comfortable positions and make you feel so relaxed you could fall asleep in an instant. If you know Locky, MARRY HIM. Marry him and keep him forever and he will give you a truly amazing life. Love your Locky. He is special.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant