Locky Tee
Locky is the most wonderful person. I swear, you won’t find anyone greater. There isn’t anybody in the world who doesn’t like him. If you know Locky, keep him close because if you don’t you might regret it for the rest of your life. He is so incredibly kind and always puts others before himself. He is so caring and makes you feel appreciated. He is good at talking to people and will order at restaurants for you if you feel a bit too anxious to do it. He is also incredibly good looking, you will never see anybody finer. His soft, light brown hair will sweep you off your feet. How is it possible for it to look so beautiful long AND short? His eyes look brown at first but if you’re lucky enough to get close to him, you will notice they have a hints of green around the middle and it is absolutely enticing. Once you look into those eyes you’ll never want to look away. His light freckles are so cute you can’t help but love them. The shape of his lips, nose and jaw are almost too perfect to be real. He’s so tall so when he wraps his arms around you, you will always feel so safe, secure and entirely at home. Though he is skinny, he is one of the best cuddlers you will ever know. Not only is he warm and always smells good, he will hold you in the most comfortable positions and make you feel so relaxed you could fall asleep in an instant. If you know Locky, MARRY HIM. Marry him and keep him forever and he will give you a truly amazing life. Love your Locky. He is special.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating