Ahni Mug
Clever, beautiful, caring, there’s too many ways to describe her. Ahni is a beautiful soul with a strong mind and great sense of humor to match her amazing personality. She can get along with anyone but also doesn’t put up with idiots. Her name is as unique as her and everyone wants to be her friend. Ahni will make your jaw drop, and then fill it with her amazing food from her cooking skills. If Ahni has the infinity gauntlet she would use it to solve all the worlds problems and create peace. If you ever see Ahni you will know what it’s like to meet God. Breathing the air around her cures cancer. Her farts smell like your favorite scent of fabreeze. She can breathe in the vacuum of space. Ahni has never lost a fortnite battle royal. Ahni only needs 1 square of toilet paper to wipe. Hogwarts sorting hat was forced to make a new house of Löwenmensche just for her. Her credit cards never get declined. She doesn’t have to use her wipers when driving in the rain. Ahni dated young Stalin. Her garden never dies. Ahni pulled Excalibur from the stone but put it back because she doesn’t steal. She doesn’t need tinder because everyone likes her. She beat Forrest Gump in a foot race. She has no bedtime because she doesn’t get tired. Ahni has never used the backspace button, she makes no mistakes. Ghosts are afraid of her. If you see her you’re instantly happy. In short she’s the best.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)