Ahni
Clever, beautiful, caring, there’s too many ways to describe her. Ahni is a beautiful soul with a strong mind and great sense of humor to match her amazing personality. She can get along with anyone but also doesn’t put up with idiots. Her name is as unique as her and everyone wants to be her friend. Ahni will make your jaw drop, and then fill it with her amazing food from her cooking skills. If Ahni has the infinity gauntlet she would use it to solve all the worlds problems and create peace. If you ever see Ahni you will know what it’s like to meet God. Breathing the air around her cures cancer. Her farts smell like your favorite scent of fabreeze. She can breathe in the vacuum of space. Ahni has never lost a fortnite battle royal. Ahni only needs 1 square of toilet paper to wipe. Hogwarts sorting hat was forced to make a new house of Löwenmensche just for her. Her credit cards never get declined. She doesn’t have to use her wipers when driving in the rain. Ahni dated young Stalin. Her garden never dies. Ahni pulled Excalibur from the stone but put it back because she doesn’t steal. She doesn’t need tinder because everyone likes her. She beat Forrest Gump in a foot race. She has no bedtime because she doesn’t get tired. Ahni has never used the backspace button, she makes no mistakes. Ghosts are afraid of her. If you see her you’re instantly happy. In short she’s the best.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
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