Zeta Male Mug
A Zeta males is the human equivalent of an F1 car. A Zeta male (ZM) is a Male who has transcended the traditional blue pill-imposed socio-sexual hierarchy consisting of Alpha, Sigma, Beta, Gamma, Omega and Delta. While Zeta males may have previously fallen within one or more of the positions on the spectrum at various phases in their lives, they can activate any of their modes if absolutely necessary. Zeta males either consciously or subconsciously do not fall within social or sexual hierarchical primate-evolved position as it is based on traditional female-imposed valuation of a male's worth. Rather, Zeta males have accumulated the best qualities of each position on the hierarchy, and range from soaring above and outside the glass pyramid of the levels like the Theta bird, or can also operate with stealth and cunning from below the pyramid after detecting it's operations like a thermal radar system, fully perceptive yet immune to and transcendent from the spectrum of disturbance and subjugation within the pyramid. Both Zeta Males and Theta males can be fully transcendent beings. But Zeta's are more complex creatures and the most complex species or gender on the planet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/