Austin Mug
Austin, better known as Apple, is a very caring, kind soul. He's very funny, but he convinces himself that he is boring (which is completely untrue). Austin is great at cheering people up and making them feel good about themselves. He struggles to accept compliments for himself (but he's working on it). If you ever need a good friend, search for Austin - he's the best person to spend time with, and he has all the time in the world for you. If he doesn't have time, he will make time. Austin struggles a bit with his emotions - he suppresses them a lot, but if he trusts you enough he will open up to you. It takes him a while to adjust to dealing with certain emotions, but if you're patient and give him time, you'll find he's very sweet, sensitive and loving. If Austin somehow makes you upset, he will stop at nothing to make you realise just how sorry he is. Austin never wants to upset people and will always try his best to make things better. Austin also makes a fantastic boyfriend - he is very patient and very considerate of others' feelings. If you don't want to do something, he won't make you do it - he'll respect your choice and move on, no questions asked. Overall, Austin is my bestfriend and he's the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He's handsome as hell, not to mention cute as a button; and he means the world to me. If you can get yourself an Austin, you'll feel like the luckiest girl in the world, no matter what. Thank you Apple <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/