Austin Tee
Austin, better known as Apple, is a very caring, kind soul. He's very funny, but he convinces himself that he is boring (which is completely untrue). Austin is great at cheering people up and making them feel good about themselves. He struggles to accept compliments for himself (but he's working on it). If you ever need a good friend, search for Austin - he's the best person to spend time with, and he has all the time in the world for you. If he doesn't have time, he will make time. Austin struggles a bit with his emotions - he suppresses them a lot, but if he trusts you enough he will open up to you. It takes him a while to adjust to dealing with certain emotions, but if you're patient and give him time, you'll find he's very sweet, sensitive and loving. If Austin somehow makes you upset, he will stop at nothing to make you realise just how sorry he is. Austin never wants to upset people and will always try his best to make things better. Austin also makes a fantastic boyfriend - he is very patient and very considerate of others' feelings. If you don't want to do something, he won't make you do it - he'll respect your choice and move on, no questions asked. Overall, Austin is my bestfriend and he's the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He's handsome as hell, not to mention cute as a button; and he means the world to me. If you can get yourself an Austin, you'll feel like the luckiest girl in the world, no matter what. Thank you Apple <3
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡