The story of how I lost my V-card
I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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