Pleasant Valley Junior High Mug
This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right