Marco Mug
One of the chosen ones from the 12 heavens of God with a capital G. He was a mixture of the heavenly aura of the Arch-angel gabriel and has a faint sent of THE one and only WWE champion Jesus christ. His presence will make you crumble into dust as it is an honor to even gaze at him. His body will always have 6 packs even in the womb. But as in Adam and Eve, he longs for a partner to spread his genitals into. However if he does that, he will become the second Lucifer. He tends to play with a spinning toy called a "Huberued-youshigoya-portausnl-tangleshubert-jerrylovingmotherfucker" also known as the "yoyo". Even when he has competition that are better than him. The people, the animals, the elements, the gods, fate, heaven and Hell will always favor him. He will always doubt himself at a young age in school, thinking he will never get good grades however he does indeed blackmail the teachers into giving him them A's and 8's through looking at the pedophile history each of them have. As a relationship material, a Marco will always be enchanting and turn you down while you try to give affection. This has been exampled through a young girl who was deemed worthy as his girlfriend named Natalie. However, he will eventually break up but you will always find yourself more attracted to him, his heavenly body. Even males will be enchanted by him. He also tends to attack genitals whenever he feels threatened.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane