Marco Tee
One of the chosen ones from the 12 heavens of God with a capital G. He was a mixture of the heavenly aura of the Arch-angel gabriel and has a faint sent of THE one and only WWE champion Jesus christ. His presence will make you crumble into dust as it is an honor to even gaze at him. His body will always have 6 packs even in the womb. But as in Adam and Eve, he longs for a partner to spread his genitals into. However if he does that, he will become the second Lucifer. He tends to play with a spinning toy called a "Huberued-youshigoya-portausnl-tangleshubert-jerrylovingmotherfucker" also known as the "yoyo". Even when he has competition that are better than him. The people, the animals, the elements, the gods, fate, heaven and Hell will always favor him. He will always doubt himself at a young age in school, thinking he will never get good grades however he does indeed blackmail the teachers into giving him them A's and 8's through looking at the pedophile history each of them have. As a relationship material, a Marco will always be enchanting and turn you down while you try to give affection. This has been exampled through a young girl who was deemed worthy as his girlfriend named Natalie. However, he will eventually break up but you will always find yourself more attracted to him, his heavenly body. Even males will be enchanted by him. He also tends to attack genitals whenever he feels threatened.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating