Red Beaver
The sky was now clear and a deep cloudless blue that beckoned all eyes, eyes that had watched the willowy cosmic dance of the moon of the stellar and lunar bodies, to stare out into depths, the moon had slid back to its place on the far side of the sun, falling graciously away from the star it had but moments ago sought to cloud out and over shout. The eclipse had ended, as all things must. The child, whose ragged red hair shimmered and waved in the wind, sat nimbly in the beach’s sand looking at her crumbling castle with an oblivious contempt for all that had transpired in the heavens up above not but moments ago. Her amorous agenda still had her by the hand, guiding her mind to some solution to the creation of her miraculous castle. Her face scrunched up into the precocity of her concentration, with brows furrowed and full lips pouting, as she settled into warm white sands rustling her toes and fingers bashfully. Was she wrong to have combined the salty sea water with the sand? Did not the sea give the earthy sand form? Yes, she concluded, the sea gives the earth form; the only reason why her castle had failed her was that she hadn’t got the mixture quite right, not just yet at least. It would take time, as all things do.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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