Red Beaver Tee
The sky was now clear and a deep cloudless blue that beckoned all eyes, eyes that had watched the willowy cosmic dance of the moon of the stellar and lunar bodies, to stare out into depths, the moon had slid back to its place on the far side of the sun, falling graciously away from the star it had but moments ago sought to cloud out and over shout. The eclipse had ended, as all things must. The child, whose ragged red hair shimmered and waved in the wind, sat nimbly in the beach’s sand looking at her crumbling castle with an oblivious contempt for all that had transpired in the heavens up above not but moments ago. Her amorous agenda still had her by the hand, guiding her mind to some solution to the creation of her miraculous castle. Her face scrunched up into the precocity of her concentration, with brows furrowed and full lips pouting, as she settled into warm white sands rustling her toes and fingers bashfully. Was she wrong to have combined the salty sea water with the sand? Did not the sea give the earthy sand form? Yes, she concluded, the sea gives the earth form; the only reason why her castle had failed her was that she hadn’t got the mixture quite right, not just yet at least. It would take time, as all things do.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart