horny
the only reason why you would search 'horny'up is because you are too! read this and enjoy! one day, i had just finished reading the 8th defination of horny. i was feeling SOOO horny! i took a deep breath and went to my bathroom. i filled up the tub with warm water and took a fingered myself. i was so caught up in it that i didnt realise my boyfriend creeping up from behind me. he slowly opened the door , saw what was happening and stripped. i saw that his cock grew to a massive 9-inch.feeling even more horny, i maoned and signaled him to come join me. we made out for the first 5 mins, then as he massarged my boobs i gave him a handjob. we did this for a bout 10 mins when we decided to take it to the master bedroom. he placed me on the bed and started licking my tits. i maoned with satisfaction and decided to give him a treat of my own. i moved down to his massive cock and started licking the head of it before sucking it. he then grabbed my ass and started to explore my vagina with his tongue. "okay,no more, i needa fuck"he said. i nodded as he lay me down and placed his cock into my vagina. he tortured me by going slow. "AHHHHH GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH!FUCK ME HARDER!UGH UHHH UHHH"i screamed.he must have wanted it too,beacause he started to fuck me deeper and faster. after 10 mins, he finally hit my G-spot and both of us orgasmed. panting, we fucked each other for ten more mins before he gave me a rimjob. we then settled into the 69-position. it was one of my best sex ever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
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I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
We really like our cup!!!
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
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I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
Cute, simple, as advertised.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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