Joff Mug
joff, informal noun and verb (used with object and without object) • VERB with object: joff; joffed; joffing 1. To violently throw or wield something, or create injury with the use of an object such as a crossbow or edgelord sword. "The harmless pleasure woman was joffed brutally and died." "He joffed his valyrian sword around at the party and cried because he wanted to." • VERB without object: joffing, joff, joffed 2. To perform in a 'Joff' way, in a manner of tantrum and entitlement - some might say insanity - that is detriment to other persons. Rare: murder "He joffed through the room and left a trail of blood in his wake." 3. to fling oneself into chaos that drags others down with you "You joff once and nobody is speaking to one another and planning strategies at their tables." 4a. to receive a deserved slap or abusive form of retribution. "He got a joffing for brutalizing the kittens and his face will be red for a week." 4b. to distribute unwarranted abuse for no real reason at all. • NOUN 5. a person displaying criminal and comical behavior at once. 6. the act of a tantrum. 7. a sudden shift in mood likened to bipolar disorder that only afflicts the wealthy, spoiled and whiny voiced of the population in possession of crossbows and incestuous parentage. 8. an object used by one who joffs, i.e. a crossbow, an edgelord sword, an unwanted and feeble hand. • ORIGIN A Song of Ice and Fire by GRRM and the hit HBO TV Series, Game of Thrones.
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!