Joff Tee
joff, informal noun and verb (used with object and without object) • VERB with object: joff; joffed; joffing 1. To violently throw or wield something, or create injury with the use of an object such as a crossbow or edgelord sword. "The harmless pleasure woman was joffed brutally and died." "He joffed his valyrian sword around at the party and cried because he wanted to." • VERB without object: joffing, joff, joffed 2. To perform in a 'Joff' way, in a manner of tantrum and entitlement - some might say insanity - that is detriment to other persons. Rare: murder "He joffed through the room and left a trail of blood in his wake." 3. to fling oneself into chaos that drags others down with you "You joff once and nobody is speaking to one another and planning strategies at their tables." 4a. to receive a deserved slap or abusive form of retribution. "He got a joffing for brutalizing the kittens and his face will be red for a week." 4b. to distribute unwarranted abuse for no real reason at all. • NOUN 5. a person displaying criminal and comical behavior at once. 6. the act of a tantrum. 7. a sudden shift in mood likened to bipolar disorder that only afflicts the wealthy, spoiled and whiny voiced of the population in possession of crossbows and incestuous parentage. 8. an object used by one who joffs, i.e. a crossbow, an edgelord sword, an unwanted and feeble hand. • ORIGIN A Song of Ice and Fire by GRRM and the hit HBO TV Series, Game of Thrones.
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