Joff Mug
joff, informal noun and verb (used with object and without object) • VERB with object: joff; joffed; joffing 1. To violently throw or wield something, or create injury with the use of an object such as a crossbow or edgelord sword. "The harmless pleasure woman was joffed brutally and died." "He joffed his valyrian sword around at the party and cried because he wanted to." • VERB without object: joffing, joff, joffed 2. To perform in a 'Joff' way, in a manner of tantrum and entitlement - some might say insanity - that is detriment to other persons. Rare: murder "He joffed through the room and left a trail of blood in his wake." 3. to fling oneself into chaos that drags others down with you "You joff once and nobody is speaking to one another and planning strategies at their tables." 4a. to receive a deserved slap or abusive form of retribution. "He got a joffing for brutalizing the kittens and his face will be red for a week." 4b. to distribute unwarranted abuse for no real reason at all. • NOUN 5. a person displaying criminal and comical behavior at once. 6. the act of a tantrum. 7. a sudden shift in mood likened to bipolar disorder that only afflicts the wealthy, spoiled and whiny voiced of the population in possession of crossbows and incestuous parentage. 8. an object used by one who joffs, i.e. a crossbow, an edgelord sword, an unwanted and feeble hand. • ORIGIN A Song of Ice and Fire by GRRM and the hit HBO TV Series, Game of Thrones.
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Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!