Jason Mug
Jason is a very kind hearted person. Jason is a quite athletic individual. He has strength, speed, great coordination, great reaction times and aerobic endurance. He will likely use this in is future career. Jason is also extremely attractive to girls, as he has a huge penis he is extremely good at sex, however unlike most guys with a big penis he knows how to use it and instead of hurting the girl he makes them orgasm uncontrollably making them want more. Jason is also very ambitious and will excel at everything he puts his mind too. Jason is also very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. However one bad thing about Jason is his luck. Jason will likely face illegal problems in his life like being involved with drugs and gang violence meaning he will need a companion/partner of the opposite sex to guide him in the right way. His bad luck and guidance will likely start at the age of 12 and end at the age of 25. Despite this many people are jealous of Jason and will try put him down but he will sub come that. Jason will be remembered and be written down in history.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)