neymar
Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics: - diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent); - flopping into the ground; - collapsing onto the ground; - throwing ourselves to the ground; - giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim; - passing out randomly; - hitting the ground; - faking falls; - faking injuries; - faking being fouled; - embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent); - twisting and turning in pain on the ground; - howling in pain on the ground; - crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy; - screaming like a petulant child; - playing victim; - constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch; - acting like a drama king; - acting like a primadonna; - grassrolling; - flopping around like a dead fish on the floor; - going down elaborately; - a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer; - rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train. You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama. (But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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