neymar Mug
Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics: - diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent); - flopping into the ground; - collapsing onto the ground; - throwing ourselves to the ground; - giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim; - passing out randomly; - hitting the ground; - faking falls; - faking injuries; - faking being fouled; - embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent); - twisting and turning in pain on the ground; - howling in pain on the ground; - crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy; - screaming like a petulant child; - playing victim; - constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch; - acting like a drama king; - acting like a primadonna; - grassrolling; - flopping around like a dead fish on the floor; - going down elaborately; - a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer; - rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train. You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama. (But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/