neymar Tee
Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics: - diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent); - flopping into the ground; - collapsing onto the ground; - throwing ourselves to the ground; - giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim; - passing out randomly; - hitting the ground; - faking falls; - faking injuries; - faking being fouled; - embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent); - twisting and turning in pain on the ground; - howling in pain on the ground; - crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy; - screaming like a petulant child; - playing victim; - constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch; - acting like a drama king; - acting like a primadonna; - grassrolling; - flopping around like a dead fish on the floor; - going down elaborately; - a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer; - rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train. You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama. (But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡