Sandra
Her hair is usually long, shiny, brown, and beautiful. She is graceful, but does trip over her own feet sometimes, but never actually falls because she catches herself before she does. She loves others, even for their flaws. She is such a loyal friend, but can never find one who is loyal to her. Sandra does her own thing. She is psychic. She hates hostility, and negativity. Just leave her alone.Laid back, And fun with a good sense of humor. To her romance is not flowers on a bed, and a hot bath as nice as it is. It is out of the blue kisses. When she is walking, and you come behind her, and turn her around and kiss her. She wants you to be subtle about it, to,gesture dirty things with only a look, as she will does he same back, and you can communicate that way. You must be a good kisser or you will gross her out, She is very passionate, and will love to please you if she feels the attraction is mutual, but if you don't plan on pleasing her she will leave you hanging if she wants because of your plans to be selfish, and leave her hanging. She is a giver, but believes in equality. If you insult her, she will tear you a new asshole, and she will do it very cleverly. She is said to be a bit crazy, but in a good way, but if you push her too far you will see her a lot crazy in a bad way, but you asked for it assuming she is weak. If she is attracted to you she will love it if you unbutton your shirts bit so she can see your chest and smell your clone.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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